Monday, October 24, 2011

Coach Baker

I'm typing this from my desk, with no pants.  But that's okay because my wiener happens to be furry and when you have a furry wiener it is socially acceptable to not wear pants.


I'm not just here, pants less, to write about furry wieners or furry wiener jokes.  I've got a new comic for you!  And it happens to be Mustachio's first solo story.  A few years back he worked at Ong's Hat High as a wrestling coach, giving back valuable knowledge of an ancient sport perfected in his native land of Greece.  I said you wouldn't learn anything from this comic but in the Coach Baker story you'll learn the finishing move of the late great Nacho Man Rudy Salvage and the origins of wrestling.  Enjoy!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Vaughn's Revenge

Okay, so in this installment of my life in panels, my ribbing of Vaughn at this year's Cryptid Con finally catches up with me.  I guess I have to thank that big, winged, biped, quarter snake, eighth bison, eighth turtle, quarter human, quarter amphibian in the sky for watching over me and making me go to public school as a child.  That really helped me learn to get through the embarrassing times.

Artist - Subgum War Bar

First appearance of the poontinger. 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Pocono Retreat

Mustachio and I on winter vacation in the Poconos, February (Boy Scout Day, isn't that when y'all's take winter vacation) 2008.  This portrait was drawn by a local starving artist.  He died a few weeks later from... Tetanus.  Most likely from a rusty nail, man that cabin was shitty.  But you thought I was going to say from... starvation.  It's only an expression.  He had a part time gig at Cracker Barrel (you know the one off I80 near Mt. Pocono, don't act like you've never been there).

Artist - Deceased

Ron's Litter Box

This is where I get most of my thinking done.  Once I thought of a recipe for glazed ham, only to forget it once I left the "box."

Artist - Subgum War Bar

Monday, May 9, 2011

Cryptid Con

At the annual Cryptozoological Conference in Berlin.  Why do I even attend these things, nothing much gets accomplished.  

Artist - Subgum War Bar

The Yellow Curtain

Not nearly as tough as the "Iron Curtain" and vastly cheaper.  You get what you pay for.  

Artist - Subgum War Bar

Rex Turdy

R.I.P. Mozzarella Man.  There's gotta be a back story in there somewhere.  Anyway, I guess the moral of the story is always know where your keys are. 

Artist - Subgum War Bar

First appearances by Billy Krystal and the North American Hairy Trout.