I'm typing this from my desk, with no pants. But that's okay because my wiener happens to be furry and when you have a furry wiener it is socially acceptable to not wear pants.
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I'm not just here, pants less, to write about furry wieners or furry wiener jokes. I've got a new comic for you! And it happens to be Mustachio's first solo story. A few years back he worked at Ong's Hat High as a wrestling coach, giving back valuable knowledge of an ancient sport perfected in his native land of Greece. I said you wouldn't learn anything from this comic but in the Coach Baker story you'll learn the finishing move of the late great Nacho Man Rudy Salvage and the origins of wrestling. Enjoy!